Lovestruck hit man fakes victim's death with Ketchup

A hired killer faked the death of his intended victim after falling in love with his target.

Hitman Carlos Roberto de Jesus, from Brazil, was paid £345 to murder Iranildes Aguiar Araujo.

He was contracted by housewife Maria Nilza Simoes, who was convinced Iranildes was having an affair with her husband.

But when he showed up to carry out the hit, he couldn't bring himself to do it - and confessed the plot.

He then used some tomato

ketchup to try and get them both off the hook.

The pair then conjured up a plan to fool his employer into believing he had carried out the hit.

The new lovers bought two bottles of ketchup from a local supermarket.

De Jesus then got his supposed victim to rip her shirt and grip a machete under her armpit.

He then taped her mouth up, tied her hands, smothered her with ketchup and got her to lie still on the floor as if she were dead.

The ex-convict photographed Araujo and sent the picture to the 'cheated' wife saying he had killed her.

But the ruse was discovered three days later when Simoes saw the hired assassin kissing the very woman he was meant to have bumped off.

She then went to the police to complain he had stolen 1000 dollars from her.

You just can't trust a hired killer. They are such liars. If I'm going to hand over $1,000 to a hitman, I'm going to expect to see the body. You can fool someone only so many times.

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Lovestruck hit man fakes victim's death with Ketchup

A hired killer faked the death of his intended victim after falling in love with his target.

Hitman Carlos Roberto de Jesus, from Brazil, was paid £345 to murder Iranildes Aguiar Araujo.

He was contracted by housewife Maria Nilza Simoes, who was convinced Iranildes was having an affair with her husband.

But when he showed up to carry out the hit, he couldn't bring himself to do it - and confessed the plot.

He then used some tomato

ketchup to try and get them both off the hook.

The pair then conjured up a plan to fool his employer into believing he had carried out the hit.

The new lovers bought two bottles of ketchup from a local supermarket.

De Jesus then got his supposed victim to rip her shirt and grip a machete under her armpit.

He then taped her mouth up, tied her hands, smothered her with ketchup and got her to lie still on the floor as if she were dead.

The ex-convict photographed Araujo and sent the picture to the 'cheated' wife saying he had killed her.

But the ruse was discovered three days later when Simoes saw the hired assassin kissing the very woman he was meant to have bumped off.

She then went to the police to complain he had stolen 1000 dollars from her.

You just can't trust a hired killer. They are such liars. If I'm going to hand over $1,000 to a hitman, I'm going to expect to see the body. You can fool someone only so many times.

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Woman comes home to find burglar frying bacon in kitchen

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Police in University City say they believe they’ve caught the suspect in a string of burglaries after a homeowner tackled the man when she walked in on the suspect cooking in her kitchen.

Kenya Ealy says she left her home to run an errand and when she returned, the burglar was cooking breakfast.

Ealy says initially she couldn’t enter her home because the suspect was trying to hold the front door shut, but Ealy and her friend managed to subdue the man and call police.

The suspect is 36-year-old Damon Petty of St. Louis. He was charged with first degree burglary, and police say he might be linked to a few other home burglaries.

No one was injured during the struggle, and police say it’s unclear whether Petty was on drugs when he was arrested.

So this guy breaks into a house and realizes that he's hungry. So he aborts the robbery and instead decides to cook some bacon. I'm sure he happens all time. and then Kenya and her friend arrive home and realize that someone cooking up her bacon. She is enraged and the two ladies overpower the thief. I can see that happening. We are talking about America and their love affair with bacon. Just the smell of the stuff with cause mere mortals to have gain the strength of 3 men.

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Woman comes home to find burglar frying bacon in kitchen

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Police in University City say they believe they’ve caught the suspect in a string of burglaries after a homeowner tackled the man when she walked in on the suspect cooking in her kitchen.

Kenya Ealy says she left her home to run an errand and when she returned, the burglar was cooking breakfast.

Ealy says initially she couldn’t enter her home because the suspect was trying to hold the front door shut, but Ealy and her friend managed to subdue the man and call police.

The suspect is 36-year-old Damon Petty of St. Louis. He was charged with first degree burglary, and police say he might be linked to a few other home burglaries.

No one was injured during the struggle, and police say it’s unclear whether Petty was on drugs when he was arrested.

So this guy breaks into a house and realizes that he's hungry. So he aborts the robbery and instead decides to cook some bacon. I'm sure he happens all time. and then Kenya and her friend arrive home and realize that someone cooking up her bacon. She is enraged and the two ladies overpower the thief. I can see that happening. We are talking about America and their love affair with bacon. Just the smell of the stuff with cause mere mortals to have gain the strength of 3 men.

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