Senior had been putting mail into dog litter box for 2 years

When short-sighted pensioner Alf Spence tottered down to his local postbox to send a card, he hoped he hadn’t missed the last collection.

But as he popped the envelope through the little slot a concerned passerby looked at him with a stunned expression.

The Good Samaritan tapped befuddled Alf, 91, on the shoulder and explained to him that he wasn’t stood in front of a postbox but had in fact posted his great-grandson’s birthday card into a dog waste bin!

Partially-blind Alf is now facing up to the fact he’s been “posting” his letters, cards and competition entries into a box of steaming pooch turd for the past two years!

“I’ve not got the best eyesight these days but even so, the postbox and the dog dirt box are almost identical. They’re both red, the same shape and stuck on a post.

Alf has since contacted Royal Mail telling them to cancel their investigation into the hundreds of missing letters and parcels he’s sent over the last two years.

Yeah that story is pretty gross. I could tell you grosser stories about my elderly parents but I'll spare you.

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