Lovestruck hit man fakes victim's death with Ketchup

A hired killer faked the death of his intended victim after falling in love with his target.

Hitman Carlos Roberto de Jesus, from Brazil, was paid £345 to murder Iranildes Aguiar Araujo.

He was contracted by housewife Maria Nilza Simoes, who was convinced Iranildes was having an affair with her husband.

But when he showed up to carry out the hit, he couldn't bring himself to do it - and confessed the plot.

He then used some tomato

ketchup to try and get them both off the hook.

The pair then conjured up a plan to fool his employer into believing he had carried out the hit.

The new lovers bought two bottles of ketchup from a local supermarket.

De Jesus then got his supposed victim to rip her shirt and grip a machete under her armpit.

He then taped her mouth up, tied her hands, smothered her with ketchup and got her to lie still on the floor as if she were dead.

The ex-convict photographed Araujo and sent the picture to the 'cheated' wife saying he had killed her.

But the ruse was discovered three days later when Simoes saw the hired assassin kissing the very woman he was meant to have bumped off.

She then went to the police to complain he had stolen 1000 dollars from her.

You just can't trust a hired killer. They are such liars. If I'm going to hand over $1,000 to a hitman, I'm going to expect to see the body. You can fool someone only so many times.

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Lovestruck hit man fakes victim's death with Ketchup

A hired killer faked the death of his intended victim after falling in love with his target.

Hitman Carlos Roberto de Jesus, from Brazil, was paid £345 to murder Iranildes Aguiar Araujo.

He was contracted by housewife Maria Nilza Simoes, who was convinced Iranildes was having an affair with her husband.

But when he showed up to carry out the hit, he couldn't bring himself to do it - and confessed the plot.

He then used some tomato

ketchup to try and get them both off the hook.

The pair then conjured up a plan to fool his employer into believing he had carried out the hit.

The new lovers bought two bottles of ketchup from a local supermarket.

De Jesus then got his supposed victim to rip her shirt and grip a machete under her armpit.

He then taped her mouth up, tied her hands, smothered her with ketchup and got her to lie still on the floor as if she were dead.

The ex-convict photographed Araujo and sent the picture to the 'cheated' wife saying he had killed her.

But the ruse was discovered three days later when Simoes saw the hired assassin kissing the very woman he was meant to have bumped off.

She then went to the police to complain he had stolen 1000 dollars from her.

You just can't trust a hired killer. They are such liars. If I'm going to hand over $1,000 to a hitman, I'm going to expect to see the body. You can fool someone only so many times.

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Woman comes home to find burglar frying bacon in kitchen

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Police in University City say they believe they’ve caught the suspect in a string of burglaries after a homeowner tackled the man when she walked in on the suspect cooking in her kitchen.

Kenya Ealy says she left her home to run an errand and when she returned, the burglar was cooking breakfast.

Ealy says initially she couldn’t enter her home because the suspect was trying to hold the front door shut, but Ealy and her friend managed to subdue the man and call police.

The suspect is 36-year-old Damon Petty of St. Louis. He was charged with first degree burglary, and police say he might be linked to a few other home burglaries.

No one was injured during the struggle, and police say it’s unclear whether Petty was on drugs when he was arrested.

So this guy breaks into a house and realizes that he's hungry. So he aborts the robbery and instead decides to cook some bacon. I'm sure he happens all time. and then Kenya and her friend arrive home and realize that someone cooking up her bacon. She is enraged and the two ladies overpower the thief. I can see that happening. We are talking about America and their love affair with bacon. Just the smell of the stuff with cause mere mortals to have gain the strength of 3 men.

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Woman comes home to find burglar frying bacon in kitchen

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Police in University City say they believe they’ve caught the suspect in a string of burglaries after a homeowner tackled the man when she walked in on the suspect cooking in her kitchen.

Kenya Ealy says she left her home to run an errand and when she returned, the burglar was cooking breakfast.

Ealy says initially she couldn’t enter her home because the suspect was trying to hold the front door shut, but Ealy and her friend managed to subdue the man and call police.

The suspect is 36-year-old Damon Petty of St. Louis. He was charged with first degree burglary, and police say he might be linked to a few other home burglaries.

No one was injured during the struggle, and police say it’s unclear whether Petty was on drugs when he was arrested.

So this guy breaks into a house and realizes that he's hungry. So he aborts the robbery and instead decides to cook some bacon. I'm sure he happens all time. and then Kenya and her friend arrive home and realize that someone cooking up her bacon. She is enraged and the two ladies overpower the thief. I can see that happening. We are talking about America and their love affair with bacon. Just the smell of the stuff with cause mere mortals to have gain the strength of 3 men.

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Friday Flashback: R.E.M.

Friday Flashback: R.E.M.

Blue and white disease week

Blue and white disease week

New Blue Jays logo

It appears that the Blue Jays logo to be introduced next season has been leaked. The new logo loves very much like the franchises' first logo which was around when the team won back to back World Series. I like it.

1977-1996

1997-2002

2003

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2012?

New Blue Jays logo

It appears that the Blue Jays logo to be introduced next season has been leaked. The new logo loves very much like the franchises' first logo which was around when the team won back to back World Series. I like it.

1977-1996

1997-2002

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2004-2011




2012?

Man tries to kill wife with grenade when she decides to leave him

A 44-year-old resident of the town of Zelenodolsk, the republic of Tatarstan, blew up a grenade in his own apartment after his 31-year-old wife said that she was breaking up with him.

The family drama began to unfold on September 18 at about 8:00 o'clock. The woman decided to leave her husband. She came home to pack her things. She arrived along with a friend of hers, as well as her husband's relative together with her daughter and granddaughter. The relatives were sitting in the kitchen when the spouses began to sort out their relationship in the living room.

The man was drunk during the fight. When arguing, he pulled an F-1 grenade from a drawer and unpinned it.

The man's wife suffered fragment wounds as a result of the explosion. She was hospitalized to an emergency care unit. The emotional man did not suffer any injuries.

Look what perestroika has created in Russia. Socialist would never have split up with a 7 year wait for an apartment. This is an old timer lamenting about the good old days. So he digs out a WWII grenade to make a point.

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Man tries to kill wife with grenade when she decides to leave him

A 44-year-old resident of the town of Zelenodolsk, the republic of Tatarstan, blew up a grenade in his own apartment after his 31-year-old wife said that she was breaking up with him.

The family drama began to unfold on September 18 at about 8:00 o'clock. The woman decided to leave her husband. She came home to pack her things. She arrived along with a friend of hers, as well as her husband's relative together with her daughter and granddaughter. The relatives were sitting in the kitchen when the spouses began to sort out their relationship in the living room.

The man was drunk during the fight. When arguing, he pulled an F-1 grenade from a drawer and unpinned it.

The man's wife suffered fragment wounds as a result of the explosion. She was hospitalized to an emergency care unit. The emotional man did not suffer any injuries.

Look what perestroika has created in Russia. Socialist would never have split up with a 7 year wait for an apartment. This is an old timer lamenting about the good old days. So he digs out a WWII grenade to make a point.

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China bans dog-eating "carnival" after online uproar

The Chinese government has banned a traditional carnival in the east of the country in which dogs are eaten after being chopped up alive in the street following a public uproar that the festival was cruel, state media reported on Wednesday.

The tradition in Qianxi in the wealthy coastal province of Zhejiang dates back 600 years to celebrate a local military victory and is normally held every October, the official Xinhua news agency said.

"The ancient fair was replaced by a modern commodity fair in the 1980s, but dog-eating has been kept as a tradition," it reported.

"However, vendors began to butcher dogs in public a few years ago to show their dog meat is fresh and safe, as a way to ease buyers' worry that the meat may be refrigerator-preserved or even contaminated."

That is why I will never go to China, Viet Nam and neighbouring states. I will eat the occasional rib eye steak but I'm not chowing down on Lassie. And I'm not eating cats, rats, snakes, squirrels, or lizzards. I'd eat tofu before I eat roadkill and I hate tofu.

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China bans dog-eating "carnival" after online uproar

The Chinese government has banned a traditional carnival in the east of the country in which dogs are eaten after being chopped up alive in the street following a public uproar that the festival was cruel, state media reported on Wednesday.

The tradition in Qianxi in the wealthy coastal province of Zhejiang dates back 600 years to celebrate a local military victory and is normally held every October, the official Xinhua news agency said.

"The ancient fair was replaced by a modern commodity fair in the 1980s, but dog-eating has been kept as a tradition," it reported.

"However, vendors began to butcher dogs in public a few years ago to show their dog meat is fresh and safe, as a way to ease buyers' worry that the meat may be refrigerator-preserved or even contaminated."

That is why I will never go to China, Viet Nam and neighbouring states. I will eat the occasional rib eye steak but I'm not chowing down on Lassie. And I'm not eating cats, rats, snakes, squirrels, or lizzards. I'd eat tofu before I eat roadkill and I hate tofu.

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Parents use lawyers to evict 41-year-old stay at home son

An exasperated Italian couple has resorted to legal help to kick their 41-year-old son out of the house, in the latest case to highlight the phenomenon of Italy's stay-at-home "bamboccioni" or mummy's boys. The elderly couple's patience with their grown-up offspring has finally run out after what they say is years of cooking him meals and washing and ironing his clothes. They say the man has a perfectly good job and a steady income but has resisted all attempts to persuade him to fly the nest.

The couple, who have not been named, have taken their case to the legal department of an association for the defence of consumers' rights in Mestre, near Venice. Lawyers have given the middle-aged man, also unnamed, 10 days to find himself a flat, or have the case referred to court, with the prospect of more forceful action being taken to evict him. "We can no longer go on like this," the father said, according to Andrea Campi, a lawyer from the consumers association.

"My wife has developed stress-related problems and she's been in hospital recently. He has a good job but he continues to live at home and wants his clothes washed and ironed and his meals cooked for him. He never wants to leave." The couple took their case to the association after reading that it had experience in dealing with dozens of similar cases. Young Italians are renowned for their reluctance to leave home, with a study released last year showing that 48% of offspring between the ages of 18 and 39 still live under their parents' roofs.

Young male Italians known as "mammone", or mummy's boys, are particularly attached to their mother's apron strings. After the report was released, a cabinet minister came up with a drastic solution to the problem, proposing legislation which would make it compulsory for teenagers to leave home once they reached adulthood. Renato Brunetta, the minister in charge of streamlining the country's bureaucracy, admitted that in his youth he too was a "bamboccioni", which translates as "big baby".

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Parents use lawyers to evict 41-year-old stay at home son

An exasperated Italian couple has resorted to legal help to kick their 41-year-old son out of the house, in the latest case to highlight the phenomenon of Italy's stay-at-home "bamboccioni" or mummy's boys. The elderly couple's patience with their grown-up offspring has finally run out after what they say is years of cooking him meals and washing and ironing his clothes. They say the man has a perfectly good job and a steady income but has resisted all attempts to persuade him to fly the nest.

The couple, who have not been named, have taken their case to the legal department of an association for the defence of consumers' rights in Mestre, near Venice. Lawyers have given the middle-aged man, also unnamed, 10 days to find himself a flat, or have the case referred to court, with the prospect of more forceful action being taken to evict him. "We can no longer go on like this," the father said, according to Andrea Campi, a lawyer from the consumers association.

"My wife has developed stress-related problems and she's been in hospital recently. He has a good job but he continues to live at home and wants his clothes washed and ironed and his meals cooked for him. He never wants to leave." The couple took their case to the association after reading that it had experience in dealing with dozens of similar cases. Young Italians are renowned for their reluctance to leave home, with a study released last year showing that 48% of offspring between the ages of 18 and 39 still live under their parents' roofs.

Young male Italians known as "mammone", or mummy's boys, are particularly attached to their mother's apron strings. After the report was released, a cabinet minister came up with a drastic solution to the problem, proposing legislation which would make it compulsory for teenagers to leave home once they reached adulthood. Renato Brunetta, the minister in charge of streamlining the country's bureaucracy, admitted that in his youth he too was a "bamboccioni", which translates as "big baby".

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Sign of the day

Sign of the day

Blue and white disease week

Blue and white disease week

The world's top executioners

The U.S. is in very good company.

The world's top executioners

The U.S. is in very good company.

Ontario’s sexiest election candidate

Here is perhaps the shallowist election related website.

This website allows visitors to vote on the most attractive male and female candidate running in the 40th Ontario General Election on October 6th, 2011.

It provides candidates from Green, NDP, Liberal, PC and even the fringe parties to narrow down all of them to just 64! 32 male candidates and 32 female candidates who we’ve deemed to be attractive! Now, over the course of the campaign, head-to-head matchups between these 64 attractive Ontario Election Candidates will battle for votes to determine who is the Sexiest Candidate.

Personally, they left out Cindy Hackelberg, the Thornhill NDP candidate, who should have gotten some consideration.

Ontario’s sexiest election candidate

Here is perhaps the shallowist election related website.

This website allows visitors to vote on the most attractive male and female candidate running in the 40th Ontario General Election on October 6th, 2011.

It provides candidates from Green, NDP, Liberal, PC and even the fringe parties to narrow down all of them to just 64! 32 male candidates and 32 female candidates who we’ve deemed to be attractive! Now, over the course of the campaign, head-to-head matchups between these 64 attractive Ontario Election Candidates will battle for votes to determine who is the Sexiest Candidate.

Personally, they left out Cindy Hackelberg, the Thornhill NDP candidate, who should have gotten some consideration.

Woman stole hearse with corpse in back

Apparently after celebrating her birthday and probably one too many bottles of beer, Angela DeHart got in a fight with her girlfriend in Beckley, West Virginia, on their ride home. So she jumped out of the car and decided that she was going to walk home. Well, lo and behold she was stumbling past the Ritchie and Johnson Funeral Home where hearse driver Kenneth Bly had just pulled in to drop off a body. He left the car idling while he ran inside and she hopped in and sped away in the hearse. Yes, she drove all the way home to Beaver.

Anyway, the cops found the hearse where DeHart left it near her home with the corpse still in the back (though it was turned on its side for some reason). She is charged with grand larceny and displacing a dead body and is being held in jail.

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Woman stole hearse with corpse in back

Apparently after celebrating her birthday and probably one too many bottles of beer, Angela DeHart got in a fight with her girlfriend in Beckley, West Virginia, on their ride home. So she jumped out of the car and decided that she was going to walk home. Well, lo and behold she was stumbling past the Ritchie and Johnson Funeral Home where hearse driver Kenneth Bly had just pulled in to drop off a body. He left the car idling while he ran inside and she hopped in and sped away in the hearse. Yes, she drove all the way home to Beaver.

Anyway, the cops found the hearse where DeHart left it near her home with the corpse still in the back (though it was turned on its side for some reason). She is charged with grand larceny and displacing a dead body and is being held in jail.

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Barista’s “Starbucks Rant” song gets him fired

Barista’s “Starbucks Rant” song gets him fired

New Facebook

New Facebook

LArry Hagman is 80 today

Hagman in I Dream of Jennie




Hagman in Dallas

LArry Hagman is 80 today

Hagman in I Dream of Jennie




Hagman in Dallas

Half way through the Ontario election campaign - we are headed for Liberal minority government

Greg Morrow over at DemocraticSPACE, one of Canada’s leading non-partisan websites for provincial and federal election news, has come up with a seat projection based on recent polling. It shows the Liberals and Conservatives virtually in a dead heat with the Liberals having a slight edge on seats.

The outcome is uncertain due to the large number of ridings that are too close to call, particularly in the 905 and Southwestern Ontario. Overall, 34 of 107 ridings (31%) are too close to call. Also making projections uncertain are the significant number of incumbent MPPs, mostly Liberal, who are not running for re-election. In Toronto, the Conservatives have not faired much better than previous elections. There are leading slightly in Eglinton-Lawrence were ex-mayoralty candidate, Rocco Rossi, is trying to defeat long-time incumbent, Mike Colle.

Liberal – 47 seats (35.8%)

PC – 40 seats (34.4%)

NDP – 20 seats (24.3%)

Green – 0 seats (4.2%)

So why are the Liberals doing better than expected? Well this is Dalton McGuinty's 4th election and he has become a very skilled campaigner who no longer allows himself to be put on the defensive. He has also reached out to demographic groups that do not traditionally vote Conservative - students, women and new Canadians.

Part of the Liberal bounce has been the performance of Tim Hudak. His campaign should have focused on change as Ontarians were ready for one but he has not stayed on message. His misadventure around the Liberal plan for tax credits for hiring new Canadians was an example of straying from message. Calling new Canadians foreign workers would not be well received in the diverse GTA. In addition, his commitment to fund new programs by eliminating waste and improving efficiency is too reminiscent of Rob Ford's promise to end the gravy at City Hall.

I expect some significant shifting over the next couple weeks and voters become more focused on the elections.

Half way through the Ontario election campaign - we are headed for Liberal minority government

Greg Morrow over at DemocraticSPACE, one of Canada’s leading non-partisan websites for provincial and federal election news, has come up with a seat projection based on recent polling. It shows the Liberals and Conservatives virtually in a dead heat with the Liberals having a slight edge on seats.

The outcome is uncertain due to the large number of ridings that are too close to call, particularly in the 905 and Southwestern Ontario. Overall, 34 of 107 ridings (31%) are too close to call. Also making projections uncertain are the significant number of incumbent MPPs, mostly Liberal, who are not running for re-election. In Toronto, the Conservatives have not faired much better than previous elections. There are leading slightly in Eglinton-Lawrence were ex-mayoralty candidate, Rocco Rossi, is trying to defeat long-time incumbent, Mike Colle.

Liberal – 47 seats (35.8%)

PC – 40 seats (34.4%)

NDP – 20 seats (24.3%)

Green – 0 seats (4.2%)

So why are the Liberals doing better than expected? Well this is Dalton McGuinty's 4th election and he has become a very skilled campaigner who no longer allows himself to be put on the defensive. He has also reached out to demographic groups that do not traditionally vote Conservative - students, women and new Canadians.

Part of the Liberal bounce has been the performance of Tim Hudak. His campaign should have focused on change as Ontarians were ready for one but he has not stayed on message. His misadventure around the Liberal plan for tax credits for hiring new Canadians was an example of straying from message. Calling new Canadians foreign workers would not be well received in the diverse GTA. In addition, his commitment to fund new programs by eliminating waste and improving efficiency is too reminiscent of Rob Ford's promise to end the gravy at City Hall.

I expect some significant shifting over the next couple weeks and voters become more focused on the elections.

Man nearly chokes to death trying to eat bicycle

A metal-munching stuntman who has eaten his way through tons of scrap is retiring after he nearly died when he bit off more than even he can chew. Branko Crnogorac, 80, has left audiences open-mouthed as he downed 25,000 light bulbs, 12,000 forks, 2,000 spoons, 2,600 plates and nearly 6,000 old vinyl records in his 60-year career.

The resident of Apatin, Serbia, quit after choking on a pedal when his friends bet him he could not eat his whole bike within three days. "I almost died. I needed emergency surgery. At the same time, doctors found two kilogrammes of assorted ironware in my stomach, including two gold rings," he explained.

Crnogorac added: "It was a wake-up call for me. Since then, I just haven't had the same desire to munch metal. After 20 years of eating everything, I've realised my digestive system is not as strong as it used to be, so I've decided to retire."

His bizarre career started when a friend recommended he should start eating sand to combat an acid stomach. "It worked and I thought why not try something else and one thing led to another," he said.

I think I've stumble upon a solution to our garbage problem. Instead of trying to locate new landfill sites we should hire a few hundred old Serbian men with iron guts to eat our garbage. No need to recycle, Darko will dispose of your plastic containers - with some dipping sauce on the side.

Man nearly chokes to death trying to eat bicycle

A metal-munching stuntman who has eaten his way through tons of scrap is retiring after he nearly died when he bit off more than even he can chew. Branko Crnogorac, 80, has left audiences open-mouthed as he downed 25,000 light bulbs, 12,000 forks, 2,000 spoons, 2,600 plates and nearly 6,000 old vinyl records in his 60-year career.

The resident of Apatin, Serbia, quit after choking on a pedal when his friends bet him he could not eat his whole bike within three days. "I almost died. I needed emergency surgery. At the same time, doctors found two kilogrammes of assorted ironware in my stomach, including two gold rings," he explained.

Crnogorac added: "It was a wake-up call for me. Since then, I just haven't had the same desire to munch metal. After 20 years of eating everything, I've realised my digestive system is not as strong as it used to be, so I've decided to retire."

His bizarre career started when a friend recommended he should start eating sand to combat an acid stomach. "It worked and I thought why not try something else and one thing led to another," he said.

I think I've stumble upon a solution to our garbage problem. Instead of trying to locate new landfill sites we should hire a few hundred old Serbian men with iron guts to eat our garbage. No need to recycle, Darko will dispose of your plastic containers - with some dipping sauce on the side.

Blue and white disease week

Blue and white disease week

Hump Day Hottie

Elisabetta Canalis

Hump Day Hottie

Elisabetta Canalis

Sign of the day

Sign of the day

Why is this man smiling?

Because he is hitting .224? No.

Because he has his combined hits (106) and walks (20) is just 1 less than Jose Bautista's walk total? No.

Because his on base percentage is .250? No.

Because he has 58 runs and 61 RBIs? No.

Because Vernon has 3 years left on his contact which will pay him $61 million. So what does Vernon say about this? "Maybe it's just society, but people put too much on struggling,"

Life is good.

Why is this man smiling?

Because he is hitting .224? No.

Because he has his combined hits (106) and walks (20) is just 1 less than Jose Bautista's walk total? No.

Because his on base percentage is .250? No.

Because he has 58 runs and 61 RBIs? No.

Because Vernon has 3 years left on his contact which will pay him $61 million. So what does Vernon say about this? "Maybe it's just society, but people put too much on struggling,"

Life is good.

Man hasn't lowered his arm since 1973

Mahant Amar Bharti Ji, a clerk from New Delhi, raised his right arm above his head in 1973 in honor of Shiva deity and since then never put it down. Despite pain and arm deformation, he managed to keep his arm raised for 38 years and counting.

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Man hasn't lowered his arm since 1973

Mahant Amar Bharti Ji, a clerk from New Delhi, raised his right arm above his head in 1973 in honor of Shiva deity and since then never put it down. Despite pain and arm deformation, he managed to keep his arm raised for 38 years and counting.

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